wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

not me: “we can’t go out to eat, we need to save money in order to live”

me: “did you say we need to save money and order delivery?”


Obie / / 


Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed